Fuck this bullshit of google. Man is that ever like fucking balliy gandu shite. Piss me off large today. Wow you money there like have. Nice. But what about the thing called owning fuck. Fuck . Just like fuck GGGGGOOGOGOGOGOGOKE or wtf the so called search engine is called.

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Asian invasion

What a nice wording that is. Its so beautiful it makes you want to puke. Wow the only place in the entire not mother Land China that gets the Chinese flu, SARS, is Hogtown. Wow man. I think that says that Canada has the most of 'em 'ere eh. NO US, Taiwan, Mongolia and whatever other countries they think is theirs. Fuck eh.

Progress is so nice too. Just like rice rice very nice. They come here. That's nice. Of course they can get rice here too. The word assimilation is a great wording. hahahaha I don't need to learn any shit of anything here. The influx has already ready the climax, where they have their own communities that outsiders cannot penetrate. Well maybe the twinkies. Others get the 2 faced option of the little people, with the slanted eyes.

What is the definition of assimilation, care of dictionary.com

1. 1. The act or process of assimilating.
   2. The state of being assimilated.

Exactly. It is only reverse since they are reaching the majority. Hahaha not ~!! ( I do not understand, like the arms flalling shite. See it looks like two hands, then the tilda nots it, verstehst? Nicht? inhale any hoot then)

Sure this country is based on immigrants. But that was before the railroad times. (Actually funny sorty in one way. To get BC into confederation they had to build the railroad through Fraser Canyon. And such they imported tens of thousands of chinese to build. Sure a few hundred or thousand died, but quite a few didn't. There was already shitloads of them back before 1900. They even had the head tax they had to pay to come here, something like a couple years wages. Shit they should have that now for training them english, not Chinklish, like chicklets.) Like in America they had the Mayflower and the Irish famine people and other Europeans. Key word there is like the continent that had the last 2 world wars take place there. A few others died in the other 2 continents from WW II. (Now we are in the midst of WW III, with W. in the lead not a Hitler. NEIN.) At least the end of WW II came from the nukes of the kykes from Deutschland. Soon there will be invasion of other nuclear states. Hopefully they launch their nukes against the local countries, to kill the population growth of Asia. Namely saying Iran should nuke fuck whatever, Iraq would be good get a few thousand Americans too. Or they can do in Pakistan or India, then they will nuke each other out. Of course their is the hahahaha argriarian economy of North Korea. Cause of the first major American war after WW II, Canada was even invloved in that one. Then who know what else, watch the Columbine 4/20 99 show to get more examples. What are they gonna do in, Japan or China. Japenese are blinder than Chinese but their culture is based on respect. May have somehting do with getting nuked, eh?

CBC had an interesting thing on the TV about this thing called cultural melting pot or smogasboard of colours, rainbow of skin tones, or whatever TF it is called. Hongcouver, which I also call my town on the net. Fuck its so 'Sad but true', (de-dododo, need sound, but totally so) I love how the fucks that live in car lalalalalalalalalalaland of the suburbs refer to the actually city of Vancouver as downtown. Fuck that's like west of china town and north of false creek. Many neighbourhoods, with street culture, something foreign pretty well past Nanamio and King Edward, outward from downtown. OK got side tracked. Any rate 43 % is foreign born. Majority being either chink or baligandu. The Baligandus are totally fucked too, but they aren't as loud and abnoxious. Plus they kill each other so that's always good. As long as nobody innocent gets fucked over, except for maybe something driving a Mercedes stopped in front of an ambulance with sirens blaring. Then they showed this story from Kelowna. Totally makes me want to move there from the Cesspool of East Van. But I live in a native and white district of social housing. It's called Commercial Drive (Check out the city's website about social housing. None in the southlands to feed the sweet little horses, but there are natives right there at Musqueam) Now the natives are selling crack on the street pretty well most of the day. Still need to go to Openheimer or Pigeon Park to nig it up for sure. Fraser comes and goes, but its pretty close to downtown.

Ramble way too much. Kelowna. I fucking want to go there. I hope Big White has night skiing. This year sucks locally in Vancouver. Got a few dumps in November and December and then the fucking pineapple express comes in and kills it. I look on the web, Big White has 150 or so base, as well as most interior mountains. Pissler 100, Cypress 75 at Sky, with 3 green runs open. Oh yeah what fun.

But the CBC story about Kelowna was great. They said look at the bus, everyone getting off the bus is white. She's white, he's white, everyone even the bus driver is white. The okanangan has a history of doing some shit against the non-european breed of people. I think there were some internment camps there. I forgot the details of the story except those I find worthwhile. Anyrate 98%
98%

holy shit. Not 43% fucking Bin Laden, Balligandu, Gook, Chink, Jap, fucking other asian invasion infestation. Only 2% not.

ZWO

A liver function test
told him Sam's liver was OK
...
everyone dropped the ball and the service he was receiving...

9
Nein

WTF, need tunes and green

Oh yeah my 'so called' brother
Mr. inverted twinkie
like totally WTF
FOB
(that your country is recovering from making rusty boats)
not with Water as misses China calls him, and she misses China

(flying free....)

Oh yeah, he's god damn annoying
Me Chinese and fat vegetarian. Make real sense not eat meat only rice, rice, rice very nice. Of course and he can convert 'Chinklish' to English. Wow man. Big f'in surprise, a dental floss blinder, gotta double it up for them not like '45 banishments. (RIP Kaz man 2.10.96, thanks for registering me in the Asian invasion university hell of SFU while I was in Deutschland. (ach so auch zu meiner Kozin(sp?) in Freiburg, Deutschland, nict dem selbem Name fuer den Email berichtness weil Iomega wollte das nicht fuer mich verfuegen, genau vor 9 Jahren.) , Severly Foreign but you love Megadave. Me gonna see him in a few days, on the 24 I think it is like booze or that may be GWAR) . Or I guess a steering wheel does the same trick. N, should more like be C, or WTF is going on, arms are flalling of course, I love rice. Nein, mich nicht. Just went with the description. Fuck them that call it a 'staple', just like you need a bullet to the head. Well your fucking braindead MF, like lol FOB WTF is going on ~!!

Ok suicidal.

OK there guy. Like you deal with retards and speak to people like your licking their ear lobe. Fuck off, I ain't gay, you want to cross streams? Huh. My dog, but actually is a cat, is called Kyke lick. It shits everywhyere. I life in an apartment, can't hotbox it or put empties in the fridge, like WTF is that? But it shits and doesn't even do the back leg cover shuffle. Feces, stinky kitty feces in the air. It was disguting, even more grouse than that shit they eat on Fear Factory. You could taste it. I plugged my nose for long time and then when I unplugged it the congulated feces odour around my tounge went up the nostrils.

10 word poem
cows
anus
fuck
hoooker
nostril
(ppppt)
(ppppt).....
fuck
Astoria
its
tall
9

Rice rice very nice.

I am chinese
I do not understand (arms flalling) what is going on
Fahrvernügen
Mercedes Benz airbag protect me
Ambulance with sirens on behind me, I think I stop. Do not understand must pull over to the right. In China I only ride bicycle.

Why do they all leave their Motherland?
It must be 10000 times worse than mother Russia. Lots of people leaving from there but hey there Russians of course are the evil Commies, plus they have some snow left in their genes. They, well the majority ain't mongoloid, like Checyna, or Mongolia, or what ever fucking Bin Laden Allah Akbar countries around there are. But the Allah akbars are the original place of the Aryan Race. Destroying without mercy, to benefit the Aryan race. No this is even worse then the so called Holocaust of the kykes. The chinaman is the modern kyke, but then again so is W. Plus both of those are retarded and do not understand english. They sound like complete idiots.

Here's a classic Example. My brother married a FOB chink. It does not understand, cannot drive, rice rice very nice. Fucking nightmare. At anyrate, his name is Walter, with the L eh. L is very very hard not like rice rice very nice. She always call him Water, Water, Water what is going on (arms flalling of course). Then he's like explain to Ms. China what is going on. Nein. That is too much, sorta like John Stewart showing the NYC to the world. English is their 3rd language. No shit, need TP. NO rice rice very nice. I wonder what the fucking chinks sound like in Deutschland or France. They only have those allah Akbars. There OK, Donair is the cheapest food in Deutschland plus they sell Hash. Zehner wahr es den Mal Zeit. (Ich muß wieder dort wandern/fleigen). Well of course beer is too. Afterall the majoriy of the world drinks beer. Rheinheitsgebot. Nicht Rheinigung der Jüden oder die Moderne ZeitGeschicht sie zei, so wie von China. Genau nicht gut. Deutsch ist nicht gut. Warum den. Meist Jüden werden verhaftet.

Bist du bist du ein T?de Scheide
NEIN
Treu ist dein für allen Tagen
Du du du hast mich gefragt
und ich hab nichts gesagt

I do laundry yesterday at the Chinaman laundramat. Some other chinaman are there call them chinks eh. They talk about the boiler I think. Then the guy that works there, he's a really nice guy. Not like rice rice very nice, but actually acceptable. That sorta sucks, cause its like watching the news and Sophie Lee or that other one on Global or CTV comes on. They are raised here and sound almost like the redneck hockey fan. His english ain't that good. But he's happy. Well at least that's the face put forward. Anyrate they talk and say Water, Water, something wrong with Water. I'm like WTF just started howling. Totally for 2 minutes long. Just sad but true. too much so. Just like the name Arnold's people call this town, Hongcouver. No shit. Richmond gone. What's next. Actual Hongcouver is close too, good thing for the Balligandu district down by the Ross Street temple on Marine. How about Surrey.... Just a matter of time before the destruction of 'Canadian' culture is chinked up. Don't nig it up, chink it up. Rice rice very nice. Who gives a shit that rice is a very invasive crop in means as destructive to the land. Cars too, but that's too much too ask.

Then Mr. China, WATER as his FOB wife calls him. He's just fucked. Everything is happening. Therefore it is good. WTF???? Je ne sais pas. (Water saying: tell Ms. China what that means :) OK Ned Flanders, but he looks more like Comic Book guy well pretty well exactly, why? Why? That's the best question ever. Not What, How, Where, Why? Why? Why? Give some meaning to your understanding. Why is the best way to know if the person is in any ways knowledgable about pretty well anything but especially what the hell they are saying.

Like my philosophy in a bar. Within 2 minutes you can figure a person out really good. Push the buttons. People have way to many of them. Mine are just get the fuck out of my way. Especially walking down the sidewalk. Driving who gives a shit about the Suburban Global Warming phenom (that's a culture misunderstanding). Everything so slow, even riding my shitass bike,. so it don't get stolen and go smoke crack and drink at the Balmoral with my bike locked up at the 100 block, like why are you here?

Why are you here?
You country must suck mega shit. Need to place the head tax back to help pay for teaching 'English' to you. I saw a thing on CBC from North Korea. They are fucked. Yes rice rice very nice. Of course. I think rice leads to being blinded by dental floss. They come here on rusty boats. How many didn't get caught. Plus then they get here and there are so many of them they can assimilate like nothing into the 'stinky surroundings'. There food stinks too. Rice rice very very very very very very nice. Nig that up. Rice, very, nice nice, rice. Unsere Deutsches Volk Seig Heil. Leider nicht. OH yeah in North Korea they learned english pho-en-tic-ally (sp?). Sounded even more neutral than most real born Canadians.

Plus they have that ability to be like WTF. I am chinese I do not understand. The news is a classic example. That old dude from Global, the white dude his name I cannot get now. The old guy with grey hair and looks like a total alcholic, not the fat Harvey dude, not Mike McCartel. That other guy that's been at BCTV for ever too. Not everyone fucks Barey Delay up the ass. That show really sucks too. That reporter dude, WTF his name. Anyrate a few months ago after the crash that killed another Chinaman. He has born here, Mr. Ng. He got out of court and the media was following him. This dude, fuck I wish I could remember his name. JOHN DALLEY. Fucking eh. I hate drinking it fucks your head, but not really. That's the most pathetic excuse using a drug as an excuse. Fucking do the Kirk Cobain and spare us your shit. The reports and John Dalley were following the chinaman driver. He said 'YOU DO UNDERSTAND ENGLISH DON'T YOU'. He just sort of looked liked a lost puppy or like the stupid 14 year old you stole from Holly Park pool to sodimize. That's fucking bullshit. I cannot do that. Because I am not chinese. Fucking bullshit this country is heading too. Allah akbar is great, kill kykes, money/republicans/americans is ok. Plus they got some good shit too man, hash. I love the Moroccan gold. Plus Bin Laden's opium dens in Afghanistan. Weird first country listed alphabetically. Not much to mention after the USA, Yemen, Zimbawe, Zaire or whatever piss poor countrys. Walmart loves you. That's a different world. They love China too.

Heil
Heil
I am white.

Rice rice very nice.

I am chinese
I do not understand (arms flalling) what is going on
Fahrvernügen
Mercedes Benz airbag protect me
Ambulance with sirens on behind me, I think I stop. Do not understand must pull over to the right. In China I only ride bicycle.

Why do they all leave their Motherland?
It must be 10000 times worse than mother Russia. Lots of people leaving from there but hey there Russians of course are the evil Commies, plus they have some snow left in their genes. They, well the majority ain't mongoloid, like Checyna, or Mongolia, or what ever fucking Bin Laden Allah Akbar countries around there are. But the Allah akbars are the original place of the Aryan Race. Destroying without mercy, to benefit the Aryan race. No this is even worse then the so called Holocaust of the kykes. The chinaman is the modern kyke, but then again so is W. Plus both of those are retarded and do not understand english. They sound like complete idiots.

Here's a classic Example. My brother married a FOB chink. It does not understand, cannot drive, rice rice very nice. Fucking nightmare. At anyrate, his name is Walter, with the L eh. L is very very hard not like rice rice very nice. She always call him Water, Water, Water what is going on (arms flalling of course). Then he's like explain to Ms. China what is going on. Nein. That is too much, sorta like John Stewart showing the NYC to the world. English is their 3rd language. No shit, need TP. NO rice rice very nice. I wonder what the fucking chinks sound like in Deutschland or France. They only have those allah Akbars. There OK, Donair is the cheapest food in Deutschland plus they sell Hash. Zehner wahr es den Mal Zeit. (Ich muß wieder dort wandern/fleigen). Well of course beer is too. Afterall the majoriy of the world drinks beer. Rheinheitsgebot. Nicht Rheinigung der Jüden oder die Moderne ZeitGeschicht sie zei, so wie von China. Genau nicht gut. Deutsch ist nicht gut. Warum den. Meist Jüden werden verhaftet.

Bist du bist du ein T?de Scheide
NEIN
Treu ist dein für allen Tagen
Du du du hast mich gefragt
und ich hab nichts gesagt

I do laundry yesterday at the Chinaman laundramat. Some other chinaman are there call them chinks eh. They talk about the boiler I think. Then the guy that works there, he's a really nice guy. Not like rice rice very nice, but actually acceptable. That sorta sucks, cause its like watching the news and Sophie Lee or that other one on Global or CTV comes on. They are raised here and sound almost like the redneck hockey fan. His english ain't that good. But he's happy. Well at least that's the face put forward. Anyrate they talk and say Water, Water, something wrong with Water. I'm like WTF just started howling. Totally for 2 minutes long. Just sad but true. too much so. Just like the name Arnold's people call this town, Hongcouver. No shit. Richmond gone. What's next. Actual Hongcouver is close too, good thing for the Balligandu district down by the Ross Street temple on Marine. How about Surrey.... Just a matter of time before the destruction of 'Canadian' culture is chinked up. Don't nig it up, chink it up. Rice rice very nice. Who gives a shit that rice is a very invasive crop in means as destructive to the land. Cars too, but that's too much too ask.

Then Mr. China, WATER as his FOB wife calls him. He's just fucked. Everything is happening. Therefore it is good. WTF???? Je ne sais pas. (Water saying: tell Ms. China what that means :) OK Ned Flanders, but he looks more like Comic Book guy well pretty well exactly, why? Why? That's the best question ever. Not What, How, Where, Why? Why? Why? Give some meaning to your understanding. Why is the best way to know if the person is in any ways knowledgable about pretty well anything but especially what the hell they are saying.

Like my philosophy in a bar. Within 2 minutes you can figure a person out really good. Push the buttons. People have way to many of them. Mine are just get the fuck out of my way. Especially walking down the sidewalk. Driving who gives a shit about the Suburban Global Warming phenom (that's a culture misunderstanding). Everything so slow, even riding my shitass bike,. so it don't get stolen and go smoke crack and drink at the Balmoral with my bike locked up at the 100 block, like why are you here?

Why are you here?
You country must suck mega shit. Need to place the head tax back to help pay for teaching 'English' to you. I saw a thing on CBC from North Korea. They are fucked. Yes rice rice very nice. Of course. I think rice leads to being blinded by dental floss. They come here on rusty boats. How many didn't get caught. Plus then they get here and there are so many of them they can assimilate like nothing into the 'stinky surroundings'. There food stinks too. Rice rice very very very very very very nice. Nig that up. Rice, very, nice nice, rice. Unsere Deutsches Volk Seig Heil. Leider nicht. OH yeah in North Korea they learned english pho-en-tic-ally (sp?). Sounded even more neutral than most real born Canadians.

Plus they have that ability to be like WTF. I am chinese I do not understand. The news is a classic example. That old dude from Global, the white dude his name I cannot get now. The old guy with grey hair and looks like a total alcholic, not the fat Harvey dude, not Mike McCartel. That other guy that's been at BCTV for ever too. Not everyone fucks Barey Delay up the ass. That show really sucks too. That reporter dude, WTF his name. Anyrate a few months ago after the crash that killed another Chinaman. He has born here, Mr. Ng. He got out of court and the media was following him. This dude, fuck I wish I could remember his name. JOHN DALLEY. Fucking eh. I hate drinking it fucks your head, but not really. That's the most pathetic excuse using a drug as an excuse. Fucking do the Kirk Cobain and spare us your shit. The reports and John Dalley were following the chinaman driver. He said 'YOU DO UNDERSTAND ENGLISH DON'T YOU'. He just sort of looked liked a lost puppy or like the stupid 14 year old you stole from Holly Park pool to sodimize. That's fucking bullshit. I cannot do that. Because I am not chinese. Fucking bullshit this country is heading too. Allah akbar is great, kill kykes, money/republicans/americans is ok. Plus they got some good shit too man, hash. I love the Moroccan gold. Plus Bin Laden's opium dens in Afghanistan. Weird first country listed alphabetically. Not much to mention after the USA, Yemen, Zimbawe, Zaire or whatever piss poor countrys. Walmart loves you. That's a different world. They love China too.

Heil
Heil
I am white.

Rice rice very nice.

I am chinese
I do not understand (arms flalling) what is going on
Fahrvernügen
Mercedes Benz airbag protect me
Ambulance with sirens on behind me, I think I stop. Do not understand must pull over to the right. In China I only ride bicycle.

Why do they all leave their Motherland?
It must be 10000 times worse than mother Russia. Lots of people leaving from there but hey there Russians of course are the evil Commies, plus they have some snow left in their genes. They, well the majority ain't mongoloid, like Checyna, or Mongolia, or what ever fucking Bin Laden Allah Akbar countries around there are. But the Allah akbars are the original place of the Aryan Race. Destroying without mercy, to benefit the Aryan race. No this is even worse then the so called Holocaust of the kykes. The chinaman is the modern kyke, but then again so is W. Plus both of those are retarded and do not understand english. They sound like complete idiots.

Here's a classic Example. My brother married a FOB chink. It does not understand, cannot drive, rice rice very nice. Fucking nightmare. At anyrate, his name is Walter, with the L eh. L is very very hard not like rice rice very nice. She always call him Water, Water, Water what is going on (arms flalling of course). Then he's like explain to Ms. China what is going on. Nein. That is too much, sorta like John Stewart showing the NYC to the world. English is their 3rd language. No shit, need TP. NO rice rice very nice. I wonder what the fucking chinks sound like in Deutschland or France. They only have those allah Akbars. There OK, Donair is the cheapest food in Deutschland plus they sell Hash. Zehner wahr es den Mal Zeit. (Ich muß wieder dort wandern/fleigen). Well of course beer is too. Afterall the majoriy of the world drinks beer. Rheinheitsgebot. Nicht Rheinigung der Jüden oder die Moderne ZeitGeschicht sie zei, so wie von China. Genau nicht gut. Deutsch ist nicht gut. Warum den. Meist Jüden werden verhaftet.

Bist du bist du ein T?de Scheide
NEIN
Treu ist dein für allen Tagen
Du du du hast mich gefragt
und ich hab nichts gesagt

I do laundry yesterday at the Chinaman laundramat. Some other chinaman are there call them chinks eh. They talk about the boiler I think. Then the guy that works there, he's a really nice guy. Not like rice rice very nice, but actually acceptable. That sorta sucks, cause its like watching the news and Sophie Lee or that other one on Global or CTV comes on. They are raised here and sound almost like the redneck hockey fan. His english ain't that good. But he's happy. Well at least that's the face put forward. Anyrate they talk and say Water, Water, something wrong with Water. I'm like WTF just started howling. Totally for 2 minutes long. Just sad but true. too much so. Just like the name Arnold's people call this town, Hongcouver. No shit. Richmond gone. What's next. Actual Hongcouver is close too, good thing for the Balligandu district down by the Ross Street temple on Marine. How about Surrey.... Just a matter of time before the destruction of 'Canadian' culture is chinked up. Don't nig it up, chink it up. Rice rice very nice. Who gives a shit that rice is a very invasive crop in means as destructive to the land. Cars too, but that's too much too ask.

Then Mr. China, WATER as his FOB wife calls him. He's just fucked. Everything is happening. Therefore it is good. WTF???? Je ne sais pas. (Water saying: tell Ms. China what that means :) OK Ned Flanders, but he looks more like Comic Book guy well pretty well exactly, why? Why? That's the best question ever. Not What, How, Where, Why? Why? Why? Give some meaning to your understanding. Why is the best way to know if the person is in any ways knowledgable about pretty well anything but especially what the hell they are saying.

Like my philosophy in a bar. Within 2 minutes you can figure a person out really good. Push the buttons. People have way to many of them. Mine are just get the fuck out of my way. Especially walking down the sidewalk. Driving who gives a shit about the Suburban Global Warming phenom (that's a culture misunderstanding). Everything so slow, even riding my shitass bike,. so it don't get stolen and go smoke crack and drink at the Balmoral with my bike locked up at the 100 block, like why are you here?

Why are you here?
You country must suck mega shit. Need to place the head tax back to help pay for teaching 'English' to you. I saw a thing on CBC from North Korea. They are fucked. Yes rice rice very nice. Of course. I think rice leads to being blinded by dental floss. They come here on rusty boats. How many didn't get caught. Plus then they get here and there are so many of them they can assimilate like nothing into the 'stinky surroundings'. There food stinks too. Rice rice very very very very very very nice. Nig that up. Rice, very, nice nice, rice. Unsere Deutsches Volk Seig Heil. Leider nicht. OH yeah in North Korea they learned english pho-en-tic-ally (sp?). Sounded even more neutral than most real born Canadians.

Plus they have that ability to be like WTF. I am chinese I do not understand. The news is a classic example. That old dude from Global, the white dude his name I cannot get now. The old guy with grey hair and looks like a total alcholic, not the fat Harvey dude, not Mike McCartel. That other guy that's been at BCTV for ever too. Not everyone fucks Barey Delay up the ass. That show really sucks too. That reporter dude, WTF his name. Anyrate a few months ago after the crash that killed another Chinaman. He has born here, Mr. Ng. He got out of court and the media was following him. This dude, fuck I wish I could remember his name. JOHN DALLEY. Fucking eh. I hate drinking it fucks your head, but not really. That's the most pathetic excuse using a drug as an excuse. Fucking do the Kirk Cobain and spare us your shit. The reports and John Dalley were following the chinaman driver. He said 'YOU DO UNDERSTAND ENGLISH DON'T YOU'. He just sort of looked liked a lost puppy or like the stupid 14 year old you stole from Holly Park pool to sodimize. That's fucking bullshit. I cannot do that. Because I am not chinese. Fucking bullshit this country is heading too. Allah akbar is great, kill kykes, money/republicans/americans is ok. Plus they got some good shit too man, hash. I love the Moroccan gold. Plus Bin Laden's opium dens in Afghanistan. Weird first country listed alphabetically. Not much to mention after the USA, Yemen, Zimbawe, Zaire or whatever piss poor countrys. Walmart loves you. That's a different world. They love China too.

Heil
Heil
I am white.

Yaletown?????

What the fuck is the deal with all this consumerist bullshit everywhere. Downtown Starbucks everywhere, even the centre of the riots in '94 were there. (There is a liquor store around the corner that sells cold beer too, and open on Sundays). Consumer, consume and then what. Who gives a shit. Exactly, no one does. The soceity is so advertised it ain't funny. The Simpons are the best, plus they got the drunks and stoners too. They made fun of the Starbucks in the mall episode, closing for a new Starbucks. That's pretty mild compared to other forms of the W. agenda that we are so happy to pursue.

Woah Saddam. Like me W neeed oil, and Texas and Alberta rednecks can't give me enough of it. I'm going to get your oil, cause Kyoto is a joke. Just like the American dream is without the SUV or at least classic muscle car getting a gallon a mile at 120 mph, except in the hot states where the tire might blow and you end up like the cattle fed to Auschwitz Oil is raping our land. Not the land of your house, acreage or footprint your multiunit dwelling provides. Global warming, who gives a shit. I can't change it cause I'm the root of the problem. I live very far away from work and need a car. But then I bitch about gas prices, fuck its cheap compared to 2 bucks a litre in all other G7 countries outside le BC Cannabis and W land. The other one that car people bitch about is trafffic. Slow down and HOTBOX is all I gotta say. Those are the only ones of the 'majority' that know how to enjoy there 'private' space. Plus all the alcoholics drinking and driving literally. Drink drive, kill, kill. Good old Henry Rollins classic Black flag. That brings me back to Yaletwon and Punk, they don't mix. Punk is excellent as in it talks about shit that ain't PC, so is most music except for the cosumeristic aspect of Z 95 bullshit. (Like they will play that song in 3 months from now, even if you request it). Gotta love Brittenay though, who can't, titties eh?

Yaletown and retro. What is that? Like no more CFOX and Victor six Bob one Seger eight anymore. Exactly. At least people live there unlike the million dollar condos being built on the old CN lands which extended Hastings (the nice side, actually pretty nice after Richards on, after Cambie the boarded up shops of crackton are gone). But that is progresss. And the Mini is there too. Woah Nelly. But she's just a stupid lesbian anyways, so that's why I love Lesbians. Just like Sloppy Seconds. All the colours are back too from the Disco time. Them pastels, at least they look a bit better than the orange and yellow of the old Biology lecture halls in the AQ, I think 9000 9001, across from AQ 3000 something. Bin too long from DOA in the old pub downstairs. The good old days. Just like the good old boys. But shit ain't like that. I'm still alive. Figured I would've been dead like so many people I've ran into before 2 years after Kurt Cobain.

Fucking Yaletown. Why is it that trailer trash Surrey girls are at the Dell and 220 pounds and 5 fooot 3, while in Yaletown they are 110 with them nice 'Hollywood' tits, god bless Pamela Anderson, but Eastside downtown beats 'em out at 85 plus a blow job is less than $20 even if your totally pissed. Gotta love that crack or at least crack whores, or the kiddie stroll. Yaletown has the faggot disease spreading within it. Homer-sexual, as Homer quoted for Principal Skinner, when he called the bar and talked to Moe.

The nose in the air. What is that about. Too bad we don't live in a global war, then you would understand that reality doesn't require a plasma TV, SUV (cause gas would be even more 'costly'), crazy expensive shit and stuff. Fuck like who cares. Once your dead, and hopefully I meet you with a bullet in my gun and shot you, it means shit. Think aheaad. Just like Bin Laden. W no good at him catch? Just like BC, beautiful country that gets snow. 911 coming up and SLAYER is 2 days after da towers. I found out on their website though, that cowtown gets the memorial date. Bullshit. They love Crackton, they recorded their last album in Bryan Adams studion in crackton.

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
the way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your life's worth
Human mice, for the Angel of Death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Angel of Death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood

Destroying, without mercy
To benefit the Aryan race

Surgery, with no anesthesia
Fell the knife pierce you intensely
Inferior, no use to mankind
\Strapped down screaming out to die

Angel of Death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of Death

Pumped with fluid, inside your brain
Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
Burning flesh, drips away
Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil
Frigid cold, cracks your limbs
How long can you last
In this frozen water burial?
Sewn together, joining heads
Just a matter of time
'Til you rip yourselves apart
Millions laid out in their
Crowded tombs
Sickening ways to achieve
The holocaust
Seas of blood, bury life
Smell your death as it burns
Deep inside of you
Abacinate, eyes that bleed
Praying for the end of
Your wide awake nightmare
Wings of pain, reach out for you
His face of death staring down,
Your blood running cold
Injecting cells, dying eyes
Feeding on the screams of
The mutants he's creating
Pathetic harmless victims
Left to die
Rancid Angel of Death
Flying free

Cause they had long hair.
wrong colour...
I like to a pig in this parking lot and shot 'em in their mother fucking face..

COP KILLER

no puke

Its disgusting, but I seem to do it way too much...

A few little puke tales from my reality.

This one I like. This dude I use to work with lives down from my parents on Barnston Island. Anyrate I had him as a quickdial on my cell. I was heading to work feeling like shit, least I don't have to do the first part any more, and needless to say I started to puke. While I was hunched over I accidental pressed my phone, press send and * to lock it which I didnt' do, and left a message of me puking on his machine. He called me back around 9:30, took a few seconds to figure out who it was. He told me the story, I found it funny. Told it to a few people at work, my stories are fucked but real none of that Yaletown bullshit, West Van rocks though, especially hot boxing sky chair cabin up top, sweet view.

Speaking of puke and work. This chicky at work was going for coffee on Broadway. She saw some puke and needless to say asked me if it was me that did it. Not that time, but then email came in handy for my little story of existence which is whoa nelly. I'm pretty buzzed now too, so may no make much like sense and stuff. Plus I'm using bullshit Bill Gates Explorer. Fucking Netscape is like dead, but I still try and refrain from fucking Seattle Starbucks bullshit, but I regress, that was '99 when Netscape was still king. Last day at work, before getting laid off. Look for Ms. Simpson a little later about that. Went for a walk to the liquor store to get a 15 pack of Kokanee. Anyrate I puked up my Mozza and fries, didn't even finish them all at first. Little puke in a parking lot. Then a bigger pile in a vacant parking lot. That's all good. Got the beer, and on the way back a crow found my present. It had a few chunks of fry matter hanging from its beak. I tried to watch it eat my puke, but it noticed me looking at it. Skippping backwards, which puke still hanging from its beak. Needless to say the fucking thing had a brain, and noticed I was staring, cause it was my creation and then I got really hammered, to enjoy the last day of work before the UI drinking team vacation begins.

This one isn't even about my upchuck fest. But It is really funny. Buddy and me, I refrain from names, cause like I say some really nasty shit about many things here. We were stoned on shrooms and drinking in the 'hoe. I needed air, so we decided to climb a crane of the building just being built. On Quebec but same side as the 'hoe is. Anyrate we got up the building around 13 floors or so. Didn't even make it up the crane. View totally kicked ass, panaromic, since there was just the conrete done so far. Every side of the building had at least one pig car on it. Quebec, Main, whatever that road is, and could see guys walking in Greyhound parking lot. They even had dogs in the building, luckily they didn't let 'em go, lucky for us. Fucking German Sheppards are good friends. For some reason we went down. Jumped the fence and then 3 cars came out of nowhere. They asked me anyone else. I say no, and fuckhead jumps over then that was that. They put us in the black book. Fucking dog pig gave us shit for a while and we're like woah dude, chill man. They were all joking that we were Beavis and Butthead. Then after the first 3 cars, 4 more come. Fuck like don't they have better things to worry about. So nothing really happened out of the building so we head back to the 'hoe. Had a few beers and buddy blacked out in the hoe. Road rash from the carpet inside. Then we got escorted out. A guy pumped out his stomach and lots of puke came out. It winter too so the awning came in handy, which is now gone. Had some cover from the rain, fuck you TO. Go back and freeze your ass off. No Cujo means you suck large. Domi rocks though, Probert will kick his silly ass. Then we walked to my place in fagville in the pissing rain. I think that was '96 or '97. At the time when I only knew what lines were and not the benefits of soda or bubbles.

The next day we went back to pick up our goody bag and have a few more pints at the 'hoe. 2 bucks a shot, cheapest in town, now its the Ameriho, 2.50 at the 'hoe now.

Oh yeah last one of the hundred or so puke stories I can remembmer. But this also happend on the east side of town. Buddy had some blades. I don't like that shit cause my body doesn't really work. Plus what i put in it really helps. It was about a ten second delay. Inhale, be like Billy, and then woah man. Kitchen sink was there and fuckig up came everything. All over the dishes in the sink and stuff too. Then I ran to the can, once I had a little air pocket. I didn't now the sink was fucked, and clogged that too. I cleaned it up pretty good, grabbing the chunks and shit. Dude told me when he did dishes, there were still chunks to be found. Sorry guy, but the ride was pretty cool when I left, cause I was stoned. Puked the beer out of my system.

Last one I can think off. I was working in McDicks as a little punk. Needless to say some little kid didn't like his french fries. I was the lucky guy to clean it up. Your own puke is sorta OK to clean, but other people's is a different story. This is Surrey, Guildford wasteland McHell. Put a mop in it. Made it a lot worse. Splattered it all over the walls in the walkway and stuff. Lots of story about puke from all at work after that.

The one thing in life that you have to do is laugh. Otherwise be like Kirk Cobain.

Now downtown Bodycount show. Still have the T shirt, Tell us what to do FUCK YOU. Walking down Granville and I could feel I had to puke. Then I saide to 'hoe dude, fuck I'm gonna puke on the window. Sure enough I did on Eatons came up my macaroni. It stuck on like those little glue things you make as a little kid in school.

Just thought of this. Before 'hoe due ended up in rehab he loved the Crack rock. East side rocks for that, no pun intended. We went downtown with 10 bucks in change to get some for him. i"m like fuck that. Once every few months maybe, not every day for me. Try and pick up at 300 Carrall. Rock boy says fuck you got balls, cause dude just pulled in front of a paddy wagon at 3:30 or 4 crack hours to park. The six circled. Gave us shit, ended up towing the car. There came anotherr car. Some sweet chicky was there. She was giving us one of those like lectures they give. Fuck you have to stop and listen, its a hell of a lot worse then running and getting busted, just look at all those TV shows with them fucks. She said to this extent, People come down here and have a few beers. Then maybe they go smoke some weed or even worse crack. We grinned and stuff. Just before the cab took us back to my home on the eastside Cesspool of dykeville, the man cop asked if buddy wanted his porno mag bag. He found that when looking for the insurance and the cop like it. After all they still are people. They need 2 be corrupt and could score mega crack rocks and start pimping there own hos instead of patrolling Kiddy stroll on Franklin.